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我再也不去抢银行了!(呵呵,乐死我了:)

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080568 发表于 2006-10-17 13:58:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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<p>偶一朋友干公安,抓获了一个抢银行的家伙,从这家伙住所搜出了一本日记。后来,他推荐给我。现在摘录部分,犒劳各位笑友,好笑的话就顶顶。</p><p>3月1日,今天我做出了一个伟大的决定,我要抢银行了。但到底要抢那一家,却是我这一生最难做出的决定。最后我决定从工商银行下手,因为广告上说:工商银行,您身边的银行。从身边下手还是方便些。</p><p>3月4日,我搬到和平路派出所出租的平房里,常言道:越是危险的地方越安全。并顺手拿了十几副手铐,正在练习在被拷住的情况下怎样逃脱。</p><p>3月10日,我现在每天坚持跑5公里,为了在抢劫后不被追上。</p><p><br/>3月16日,今天才出院,6天前在街上被几个小学生用砖头扁了一顿。我以后要小心,现在的人,加入黑社会也太早了,要不是我坚持长跑,估计连命也得搭上。</p><p>3月20日,昨天去解放路偷了部桑塔纳,晚上四个轮子、方向盘都不见了,什么世道,我以后出门要小心点,现在坏人真多。</p><p>4月15日,我越来越觉得需要一个帮手了,昨天给一个朋友写信,谈了我的伟大计划,他表示了极大的兴趣,结果在赶来的火车上被隔离了。<br/>6月2日,今天我拿到了驾驶证,电影上的抢劫都用车和飞机,我现在就是不知道飞机证去那里考。<br/>6月15日,为了学习先进的抢劫技术,我从网吧顺了台电又从电信局顺了几个上网的东西。真***黑,我说我要抢劫银行,论坛上一帮子人都喊,他们抢过,这样一来,银行的防抢技术肯定提高了,撒比们也不想想。      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^</p><p>2月3日,时间过的真快,一年又过去了,我现在基本可以通过电脑让工商银行的所有警报失灵,为此我通读了大学本科研究生以上级别的书籍。我感觉成功的脚步是越来越近了。</p><p>4月5日,上个月,我以为门开着,冲进银行的时候,***那个玻璃也太亮了,我的鼻梁被碰的向左偏了45度,我当场就晕了过去,醒来后就躺在医院里。</p><p>4月8日,今天我做了充分的准备,去银行,有两对夫妻吵架,听来听去,无非是谁上了谁的床这档子破事,我看烦了。大喊:抢劫……,营业员说:一边凉快去。这些泼妇我真受不了,于是我就出来了。</p><p>4月15日,我终于抢劫成功了,现在手发抖,明天再写详细经过……</p><p>4月16日,(狱中)我不该去银行存钱……<br/></p>
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