Dispatcher:9-1-1,What is the of your emergency?
Caller:I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:This is nine eleven.
Caller:I thought you just said is nine-one-one.
Dispatcher:Yes,ma'am nine-one-one and nine eleven are the same thing
Caller:Honey,I may be old,but I'm not stupid!
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.